AI can write 2,000 words in 30 seconds but I make them worth reading

You’ve heard the buzz. AI can churn out 2,000 words faster than you can say “organic traffic.”
Seriously, blink and the thing has written an entire blog post on the importance of avocado toast in the modern digital age.
But here’s the kicker: just because AI can whip up words faster than a caffeine-fuelled writer on deadline, doesn’t mean those words are doing anything for you.
Sure, AI’s great at spitting out copy. It’s like having a robot secretary who’s obsessed with SEO and puns.
But there’s one problem. That robot has no soul.
It doesn’t know you’re trying to sell a $5,000 course or get people to sign up for your newsletter because they think your tips are life-changing.
It doesn’t understand nuance. Or tone. Or how to weave in that perfect little bit of humour to make your reader think, “Oh wow, this person gets me.”
And no, that AI-generated sentence about the “best, most amazing and extraordinary product ever” is not going to get people to click “buy.”
That’s where I come in.
Human + AI = win
I’m the human layer between you and a sea of bland, generic content.
My job isn’t just to check the AI’s work. It’s to turn that jumble of phrases into something worth reading.
I take the AI’s 2,000 words and add the magic sauce, structure, clarity, engagement, and a sprinkle of charisma that AI can only dream about.
You see, AI doesn’t know when a joke lands or doesn’t.
It can’t spot an awkward transition like the one where you suddenly jump from talking about pumpkin spice lattes to accounting software without a breath in between. (You wouldn’t believe how often I have to fix that.)
It doesn’t know that how something is said is just as important as what is said.
And that’s where I thrive.
I shape the copy so it feels like a conversation, not an instruction manual written by an overly enthusiastic robot with a strange obsession with keywords.
What’s that, you ask? “How do you do it?” Oh, I’m so glad you asked.
First off, I give AI content a good once-over to make sure it’s not factually off the rails (AI is fantastic at pulling “facts” out of thin air).
Then I fix the things that make it sound like it was written by a bot who’s had one too many cups of data.
I smooth out the tone, ensuring it doesn’t read like an awkward first date. I refine the structure so it flows like a conversation you’d actually want to have.
And if I’m really feeling spicy, I might throw in a metaphor or two. (Like this one, for instance, where I just compared your writing to a first date. See? You’re still reading.)
But it’s not all fluff and fun metaphors. I also focus on the stuff that makes your content actually do something, like getting eyes on it or leading someone to click that magical CTA.
I know what makes people stop scrolling and actually read.
SEO? Yes, I’ve got that covered.
The art of building tension in a piece to make the reader feel like they have to keep reading? It’s my thing.
Crafting that perfect, punchy headline that gets your audience to think, “I need this in my life”? Oh, I’m your person.
I’m like your personal editor who’s been through the trenches of SEO, persuasive writing, and marketing.
Except I also know how to have a laugh while doing it. Because if you’re not having fun with your content, what’s the point?
So, next time you get that shiny, 2,000 word AI draft, remember this: AI can write fast, but it’s a human who can make those words matter.
The AI’s job is to throw ideas at the wall. My job? I’m the one who grabs a paintbrush and turns that wall into a masterpiece.
If AI is the engine, I’m the one steering the wheel. And without me, that car’s going nowhere fast!



